My frend Ben is ill! Ill is not eetin enuff worms. Don't fink he sniffs bottums either wot is a BAD FING! If yoo don't eet worms, sniff bottums, roll in fux poo n likk sikk, yoo get ill.

Famowse chi-sneese philosifur dogg "Confused-us" sed:

"Don't sniff bums n get the runs!"
"Likk yor bits, don't get the squitts!"
"Eeetin poo is gudd for yoo!" WUFF!