How to Hav a Barf!

Stepp Wun: Find barf. Stepp Too: Get in barf. Stepp Thwee: SHAKE! Stepp Foor: Repeet. Stepp Five: AGAIN!

Cos I am a ladee, I hav barfs ALL the time. Durty boy doggs don't hav barfs (yoo can see here) wot meens ther fur is all skanky...... not like wot ladees hav. WUFF!