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Hi Cana....Kizzy whizzy here......have a bit of a problem.....ive growd out of my bed :-( mummy keeps calling me eflump.....whats a eflump and why am i not a Innit :-( and that dam ginger whinger keeps jumping on my back and mummy gets cross....am well confused .............lickz from fellow mud magnet wufffff
Deer Dizzy,
ReplyDeleteNevvur fear, Dr Cana here! My diagnosy is GROWEDYING PAINS! Growdying pains happun wen yoo is growdying too much n is a pain!
Solushun is simples! Yoo must swapp bedds wiv mum. She is rite size 4 yor bedd, thens yoo hav mum's bedd....
Furst, stomps on mum-bedd to make nice n squishy. Thens make nice nestt wiv mum-doovet, thens (VERY HIMPORTUNT BIT) bownce rownd n rownd n rownd n rownd so yoo gets hexactly correkt spot to sleeps.
Yor mum won't want hur bedd now n will be WELL PLEESED wiv yor bedd!
PS. DON'T tell ginger minger! He can't keep seecruts n will RUIN EVERYFINGS!
Sleeps tite Dizzy! Cana X