Deer Cana, is Kuma here. I hav stoopid hoomans wot dont eats chikkuns or lams or ovver tastee fings. The onlee times I gets to eat chikkuns is on walkees wiv ovver Innits wen ovver hoomans puts paws in pokits and gives chikkuns to fastest and bestest lookin Innit – wot is me of corse.
How can I gets my hoomans to eats chikkuns and lams insted of pees and pees and more pees? wuff
Deer Zooma,
ReplyDeleteHafraid hav to reveel SHOKKIN TRUFE!
Yor hoomans r VEGYWARIANS!!!
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Vegywarianisisismm is a BAD FING! My dad is vegywarian too n is konstunt worree 4 mee, Cana (Wurld's furst agonee innit). Sumtimes I lay awakke at nite 4 minits worreeing abowt hims!
How to get his vitnitwitamins n binerals?
Yoo must HENTICE yoor hooman to eets stuff wot is gudds 4 them, - like DEDDFINGS. Lukk 4 DeddFings n insteds of eetings thems, yoo must bring thems home. Is WELL HARD cos DeddFings r VERY tastee, but remembur, yoo hooman needs yoo!
Hoomans have very bad nosees so yoo must hide DeddFings everywher, like in their bedd, so they wake upps MAD to eet thems (like Pavlov's Mogs)!
Gudd lukk Zooma. (Am hungree now, so off to eets sum chikkun)
Cana X