Thursday, 10 March 2011

Problum

Deer Karnuh dis is Shookoh, I lives wiv Beckee ooop Nurrrth froms yoo. I have problum with Murfee :( He yoosed to reely like mee now he likes that Uhmeeruh betterer...why??? Mum sez it to doo wiv us laydees gettin hot?? sumtimeses...wot you fink/can yoo advize pleeease?! Mum sed as welll dat girls are tarts and slipperrrs (slappers - Bekki!)...I fink yoo must eat tarts but Mum wont let meee eat Uhmeeruh and I carnt eat myself can I/must I? Despewate here! Luff fwom mee to yooo xxx
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  1. Cana11 May 2011 at 14:53

    Dear Shakin,

    Everywun knows Norvvernurs is slappurs. Lukk at my sistur Kylie, she is WELL slappururury! Murky needs to notice yoo more. Yoo cud try sum poofume?

    'On Heet' by Beowncy is gudd one, or Mucks Factur?
    ...
    I prefur Eau de Colon numbur 2. Yoo can fins it owt on walkees a lot, speshlee wen there is foxees arownd.

    If dusn't wurk, then only fing is to give Murky a gudd duffin!

    Gudd lukk!

    Yor frend Cana, (world's furst agonee innit)

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