Dear Cana
I am being Bella the Builder & I am helpin dad concrete the garden! I am supervising & sniffing & digging. Dad is stomping on the rocks & I am hitting the rocks with my paws!
Dad keeps asking me to 'move for Gods sake'? I am confused, who is God & why is it for his sake I move??
I am being Bella the Builder & I am helpin dad concrete the garden! I am supervising & sniffing & digging. Dad is stomping on the rocks & I am hitting the rocks with my paws!
Dad keeps asking me to 'move for Gods sake'? I am confused, who is God & why is it for his sake I move??
Is God a builder? Does he know 'bout diggin & stuff.
Love bonkers Bella x
Love bonkers Bella x
Deer Bonkers,
ReplyDeleteUnkle Murky is konkreetin the gardun??? Why?? Wot has happuned to my holes?? THIS IS A BADD FING BONKERS!!
He is snot seying 'move for god's sake', but 'MOO for DOGG's sake'!
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Why does he want yoo to moo? Cos yoo make such an orrible noyse wot wiv all yor oprah singin wot yoo KEEPS ON DOIN ALL THE TIMES!!!
Mooin sownds much bettur. Poor Unkle Murky must be goin DEFFS! No wondur he is doin STWANGE FINGS like konkreetin my holes for NO REESON!
Never feer, I will cum rownd n RESTORE ORDUR! We must boff do lots of stompin n bowncin on all the konkreet, cos Innits is helpful Personal ArseInsistance Doggs n will lukk aftur poor old feebles Unkle Murky!
See yoo soon Bonkers!
Yor frend Cana XXXX