Dear Cana
I was walking in the park today and was trying to play wiv a little dog!!
He was not big dog like me, he was ickle and not very playful.
The hooman he was walking was on the phone telling his friend that 'bobsky' (stopid name for dog!!!) was getting harassed by a husky!!!!!
...Hmmmm, harassed!!!! Do I harass?? What is harass??
And he called me a HUSKY!!!! I not husky, I am very himportant NI, not bloody husky tut! Stopid man, I not look like husky, I is beautiful NI.
I wasn't going to eat his dog, I just had scrambled eggs for brekfast, and he didn't even look yummy!!!
When u coming to stay wiv me again Cana, I need help wiv all the stopid people in chingford!!
Your friend
Bonkers xxxx
I was walking in the park today and was trying to play wiv a little dog!!
He was not big dog like me, he was ickle and not very playful.
The hooman he was walking was on the phone telling his friend that 'bobsky' (stopid name for dog!!!) was getting harassed by a husky!!!!!
...Hmmmm, harassed!!!! Do I harass?? What is harass??
And he called me a HUSKY!!!! I not husky, I am very himportant NI, not bloody husky tut! Stopid man, I not look like husky, I is beautiful NI.
I wasn't going to eat his dog, I just had scrambled eggs for brekfast, and he didn't even look yummy!!!
When u coming to stay wiv me again Cana, I need help wiv all the stopid people in chingford!!
Your friend
Bonkers xxxx
Deer Bonkers,
ReplyDeleteI is lernin to drive sos I can cum n see yoo! Hav been studyin Mum n Dad's drivin skills WELL closely n fink I'v got it now.
Spose will hav to be kept on the leed, butt snot bad reely if am drivin. Hav decided Mum n Dad will hav... to gett mee a noo car. Wos finking wun wot does DEMOLISHUN. Wot yoo fink Bonkers?
As for small dogg, I dont undurstand itt. They smells like wot doggs shud, but lukk like LUNCH! Wot is this? Know yoo had scrumpled eggs for brekkfast (wot is well nice) so didn't needs lunch, but lukk like it all the same.
Oh well, will bee drivin ovur to yoo soon Bonkers. Must remembur to use the shatnav!