Friday, 6 July 2012

*CRIME BOTCH UPDATE*

Hav bin very buzy NitWit tryin to solve TERRIBUBBLE MUDUR wot wos committud RITE OWTSIDE OUR HOWSE! (see below. Ed)

SHOKKING FING is MORE mudurs hav bin happuning, wiv DeddedFings EVRYWHERE! Wot to do? Wot to do????

Hup-to-date lizt of FINGSWOTHAVBINDEDDED:

Anuvver mowse
Two snailz (wot wos CALLOWSLY sqwished beyond ALL RECOGNISHUN on stepp owtside our frunt door!
Hmm, mite hav bin mee - oops)
Wun baby burd
Wun EXTWEEMLY small ant
ANNOVER ant
Anovver ant
YET ANNOVER ant (er yes, I think we get the idea. Ed). May hav stomped on wun of antz mysulf, but wos an HACCIDUNT!
Annover snail - Fortunuttly snot Terrence-the-Snail wot livs in the gardun, but pozzibly wun of hiz many relativs :o(

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