Song

(Ahem - coughs - Cana's Editor here.
Cana has decided to cheer everyone up with a song about the British weather. Not that she minds the constant rain, but she is worried about the effect it's having on us poor 'hoomans'. She's a little nervous, but here it is. Quiet everyone please....)

"I’m MINGIN’ in the rain
Just Mingin’ ins the RAIN
Wot a gloriowse feelin'
I’m FILTHY agin
I’m bowncin’ in th...

e ditch
N stompin’ throo the grass
The sun’z in my hart
N I’m reddy fur mud
Let the NitWits all chase
All the bunnees from the place (Grrr)
Come on wiv the poo bag
Ther’s a smile on my face (Eeee-Ya!) :o)
I BOWNCE down the lane
All covered in stainz
Just mingin’
Mingin’ in the raaaaaain

Bowncin’ n Mingin’ in the raaaaaain…. la le la la, wuff we wuff wuff....

(Hadishonal verse)

Why am I smilin’?
Why do I sing? (Sing??? Er…Ed.)
Why duz thiz summer
Seem sunny for mee?
Why do I gett up
Eech morning n fart?
Happy n head up
Wiv a joy in my hart? (Well THAT’s true! Ed)
Why iz eech noo task
A trifle to do?
Cos I’m livin’
A life full of pooooo.

La le la la, wuff we wuff wuff....

WUFF!