*FUR HEMURGENCY!!*

Tuk Mum n Dad for walkees, but insted of goin to parkk like wot we shudded hav dun, theyz HINSISTED on goin in HOPPOSITE DIRECTSHUN, Grrr.
Tried to tellz them wos ALL WRONG using my SUPUR NITWIT POWERZ:-
Dugged my pawz in n REFOOSEDED to moove,
Did TEN-TON-BOTTUM impresshun,
STAREDED HINTENTLY in direktion of park,
but theyz tuk SNOW NOTICE!!!

Anywayz, decidud to letz them ...

1. fink they wos winnin (just thiz wunce) n be CALM HASSERTIVE.
   Town wos FULL OF HOOMANS tho :o/ Herds n Herds of thems wot wos WELL dangerowse fing cos hardly any of thems wos ON LEEDS!
   Theyz cud hav startud runnin arownd HUNSUPURVISED n causeded MAYHEM!!
   (Cue worreed wuffs)
   
   Fortunuttly ther wos lotz of doggees ON THE LUKK-OWT n A LURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMES (like mee).
   I contakted them wiv my SUPUR NITWIT POWERZ by STARIN HINTENTLY>>>>>>>>>
   All of us doggees tuk our RESPONSIBILITITTYS very seriowsly.
   (Cue himpawtunt wuffs)
   
   Aftur bein A LURT n VIGILUNT for AGES we spotted a hooman DANGEROWSLY OWT OF KONTROLL n runnin arownd HUNSUPURVISED n OFF THE LEED, holding a HOOGE FURLAME in his paw!!!!
   (Hmm, was that the olympic flame? Ed)
   
   Wot to do? Wot to do?
   FUR, FUR, FUR!!! KEEP CALM HOOMANS! CANA THE NITWIT IS HERE TO PROTEKT YOO wiv FUR BRIGADE. Wuff, wuff, WUFF!
   
   Tried to bownce on silly OWT OF KONTROL hooman n save EVRYWUN n be CANA-THE-FUR-TWIT-WOT-SAVES-POOR-HOOMANS, but Dad wudn't lett mee. Grr.
   
   Decideded to do HOOGE POO insted.
   Ther, thatz bettur.
   Giveded Dad sumfing to do as well!
   
   WUFF!