THE TURD HEMURGENCY SERVICE!
Patiunt is snot breaving, bowncin or dedded n snot respondin to likkin, ear nibblin n HINTENSE STARIN>>>>>>>>>>>
CUMMENCE CPR....
1. Turn patiunt on theirz bakk. (Is WELL comfy positiun. I cans lie like thiz for HOURS!)
Nudgin thems wiv yor snowt is a gudd way.
2. Place paws on patiunt'z chest n lean on themz. (Like wen Dad is doin shit-ups).
3. BOWNCE!
Snot usual bowncin (like wen VIZITORS cum to door) wen yoo goez ALL AROWND THE HOWSE, on wallz, on furniture, hoomanz n EVERYFING, but in
SERIOWSE CONTROLLED MANNUR.
(Thiz is WELL HARD for NitWits, but practice mukks perfikt - I can bownce for AGES!)
Yoo willz soon discuver if patiunt is snoozin.......
But remumber, hoomanz wot is snoozin may need RESCUIN. Yoo can NEVUR BEE TOO CARFUL!
WUFF!
Patiunt is snot breaving, bowncin or dedded n snot respondin to likkin, ear nibblin n HINTENSE STARIN>>>>>>>>>>>
CUMMENCE CPR....
1. Turn patiunt on theirz bakk. (Is WELL comfy positiun. I cans lie like thiz for HOURS!)
Nudgin thems wiv yor snowt is a gudd way.
2. Place paws on patiunt'z chest n lean on themz. (Like wen Dad is doin shit-ups).
3. BOWNCE!
Snot usual bowncin (like wen VIZITORS cum to door) wen yoo goez ALL AROWND THE HOWSE, on wallz, on furniture, hoomanz n EVERYFING, but in
SERIOWSE CONTROLLED MANNUR.
(Thiz is WELL HARD for NitWits, but practice mukks perfikt - I can bownce for AGES!)
Yoo willz soon discuver if patiunt is snoozin.......
But remumber, hoomanz wot is snoozin may need RESCUIN. Yoo can NEVUR BEE TOO CARFUL!
WUFF!
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