Poor Joel is SNOT WELL! :o(
Nevur mind Joel, Dr Cana is here.....
Nee Naw Nee Naw Nee Naw..... THE TURD HEMERGUNCY SURVICE!!
Will purform CPR! (Cana's Poolmonary Rescnusssitation) but furst, HEMURGENCY HASSESSMUNT!.......
1. Is patiunt breaving?
Thiz is WELL HIMPAWTUNT. Patiunt cud be snoozing.... Try likkin thems n chewin their eers. Anyfing? (Usual responze is "Gerrroff' Cana")
2. Is patiunt bowncing?
If patiunt is snot bowncing is VERY VERY SERIOWSE FING! Call for HELP.
(WUFF WUFF WUFF!!!)
They mayz be Dedded! :o/
3. Is patiunt Dedded?
If patiunt is snot breavin OR bowncing then is probubly Dedded, in wot case, take DeddFing into gardun n bury sumwhere nice n safe (behind shedd alwayz gudd). Leeve DeddFing for few dayz til nice n stinky, then digg thems upp again. Purfekt!!
More on Cana's Poolmonary Rescnusssitation next time.
Nevur mind Joel, Dr Cana is here.....
Nee Naw Nee Naw Nee Naw..... THE TURD HEMERGUNCY SURVICE!!
Will purform CPR! (Cana's Poolmonary Rescnusssitation) but furst, HEMURGENCY HASSESSMUNT!.......
1. Is patiunt breaving?
Thiz is WELL HIMPAWTUNT. Patiunt cud be snoozing.... Try likkin thems n chewin their eers. Anyfing? (Usual responze is "Gerrroff' Cana")
2. Is patiunt bowncing?
If patiunt is snot bowncing is VERY VERY SERIOWSE FING! Call for HELP.
(WUFF WUFF WUFF!!!)
They mayz be Dedded! :o/
3. Is patiunt Dedded?
If patiunt is snot breavin OR bowncing then is probubly Dedded, in wot case, take DeddFing into gardun n bury sumwhere nice n safe (behind shedd alwayz gudd). Leeve DeddFing for few dayz til nice n stinky, then digg thems upp again. Purfekt!!
More on Cana's Poolmonary Rescnusssitation next time.
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