Raoul - 'So Cana, how abowts sum proppur fud then...'
Cana - 'Proppur fud? Wot, like BONES?'
R - 'NO NOT BONES! Chipz n cake n chocklit n stuff. Yoo know, HOOMAN fud!'
C - 'I LUVS chocklit. I snevur HAD any tho, but I snows I wud LUV IT'
R - 'Chocklit, yeah! Maybee chocklit n CHIKKEN?'
C - 'Chocklit n chikken YEZ! Chikken is BESTEST FING! Speshlee wen still havs fethers n stuff n RUNNIN AROWND or EVUN BETTUR, bin burreed in gardun for AGES n got luvly wurms n maggots n stuff! SLURRRP'
R - 'Errr, yeah...... Definutly the runnin arownd wiv fethurs Cana, but tell yoo wot, yoo can keepz the maggots n wurms eh?'
C - 'Reeely Raoul? Yoo is BESTEST FREND EVUR!'
R - 'Only wun problum tho.....'
C - 'Problum? Wot? Yoo meen.....?'
R - 'Yez, is WELL TRAGIK Cana. .... Mum n Dad is VEGYWARIANS!!!!'
C - 'OMD, OMD (Oh My Dog! Ed.) Wot to doo, wot to doo? ALL IS LOSTED!'
R - 'Nevur feer Cana. I haz a CUNNING PLAN!'
C - 'Phew! Thankz Dog yoo is here Raoul.'
R - 'Yez, yoo n mee must wurk WEELY HARD n find lotz n lotz of DeddFings n brung thems ALL bakk n puts thems in Mum n Dad's bedd (wot is reely OUR bedd, butt will calls it Mum n Dad's bedd just to HOOMER thems)....
C - 'HOkay. Sownds WELL TIRING tho. Wot abowt our booty sleepz?'
R - 'Will be wuff it in the endz Cana. Mum n Dad is BOWNDED to startz eeting meat like NORMUL HOOMANS wen theirz bedd is full of DeddFings! We willz soon gett our 19 hourz sleepz-a-day agin! Fink of all them luvly wurms n maggots n stuff too.'
C - 'Hmm, .... they IS tasty!'
R - 'Thatz the sprite Cana! N remebur, NOT A WURD TO ANYWUN!'
C - 'Yoo can TWUST me Raoul! I is snot a NitWit for NUFFIN!
ZiiiiiiiiiiiiiPP!'
R - 'Ssshhhh, qwick - is sumwun cumming! Lukk like yoo is just sleepin n DON'T LUKK GUILTY!'
C - 'Sleepin, YEZ! I SNOWS HOW TO DO THATZ!'
Cana - 'Proppur fud? Wot, like BONES?'
R - 'NO NOT BONES! Chipz n cake n chocklit n stuff. Yoo know, HOOMAN fud!'
C - 'I LUVS chocklit. I snevur HAD any tho, but I snows I wud LUV IT'
R - 'Chocklit, yeah! Maybee chocklit n CHIKKEN?'
C - 'Chocklit n chikken YEZ! Chikken is BESTEST FING! Speshlee wen still havs fethers n stuff n RUNNIN AROWND or EVUN BETTUR, bin burreed in gardun for AGES n got luvly wurms n maggots n stuff! SLURRRP'
R - 'Errr, yeah...... Definutly the runnin arownd wiv fethurs Cana, but tell yoo wot, yoo can keepz the maggots n wurms eh?'
C - 'Reeely Raoul? Yoo is BESTEST FREND EVUR!'
R - 'Only wun problum tho.....'
C - 'Problum? Wot? Yoo meen.....?'
R - 'Yez, is WELL TRAGIK Cana. .... Mum n Dad is VEGYWARIANS!!!!'
C - 'OMD, OMD (Oh My Dog! Ed.) Wot to doo, wot to doo? ALL IS LOSTED!'
R - 'Nevur feer Cana. I haz a CUNNING PLAN!'
C - 'Phew! Thankz Dog yoo is here Raoul.'
R - 'Yez, yoo n mee must wurk WEELY HARD n find lotz n lotz of DeddFings n brung thems ALL bakk n puts thems in Mum n Dad's bedd (wot is reely OUR bedd, butt will calls it Mum n Dad's bedd just to HOOMER thems)....
C - 'HOkay. Sownds WELL TIRING tho. Wot abowt our booty sleepz?'
R - 'Will be wuff it in the endz Cana. Mum n Dad is BOWNDED to startz eeting meat like NORMUL HOOMANS wen theirz bedd is full of DeddFings! We willz soon gett our 19 hourz sleepz-a-day agin! Fink of all them luvly wurms n maggots n stuff too.'
C - 'Hmm, .... they IS tasty!'
R - 'Thatz the sprite Cana! N remebur, NOT A WURD TO ANYWUN!'
C - 'Yoo can TWUST me Raoul! I is snot a NitWit for NUFFIN!
ZiiiiiiiiiiiiiPP!'
R - 'Ssshhhh, qwick - is sumwun cumming! Lukk like yoo is just sleepin n DON'T LUKK GUILTY!'
C - 'Sleepin, YEZ! I SNOWS HOW TO DO THATZ!'
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