Viziturs!

Arnty Nick n Unkle Lorraine camed rownd wot wos WEEELY WEEELY HEXCITING cos yoo know wot thatz meemz????
Yes, is time for MASS DUFFIN wiv sistur Kylie (the slappur) n Zeeb.
WoooHOOOOO......

Wait tho.... Arnty Nick - chekk, Unkle Lurraine - chekk, Kylie (the slappur).......
ABSUNT! Zeeb......... ABSUNT!!!!

Wot is goin ons???? No Kylie! No Zeeeb! Cant BELEEEEVE IT! Did lotz of bowncin on Arnty Nikk and Unkle Lurraine to make surre weren'ted HIDING Kylie n Zeeb undur ther jumpurs, but ALL TO NO HAVAIL!.........

The hoomanz is OWN THEIR OWN!!!! (Shokk, gasp)

Mum sed is cos hoomanz need hooman time sumtimes, wivowt doggees!
Why, why, why??????? (Does snot COMPOOT)

Wos WELL DISSAPOYNTED! (Hurrumph, Grrrr)
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Then Artny Lurraine tukked sumfing owt of hur bagg.
Sumfing wrupped upp in Crispmush papur.
Sumfing wot smulled HINTERESTIN.....
Sumfing wot was a PRESUNT FOR CANA!

BOYNG, BOWYNG, BOYNG...... (nom nom nom nom)

........ Kylie who?