Mum n Dad got hooman trap (HUMANE trap! Ed) n putt it in kitchun.
(Bitween yoo n mee iz bit small for hoomanz tho. Maybee only ickle ickle ickle hoomanz...)
They putz peenutt buttur n chokklit innit cos that iz wot hoomanz like bestest to eeet in HOLE WURLD! (Mee too.... Grrr)
(Bitween yoo n mee iz bit small for hoomanz tho. Maybee only ickle ickle ickle hoomanz...)
They putz peenutt buttur n chokklit innit cos that iz wot hoomanz like bestest to eeet in HOLE WURLD! (Mee too.... Grrr)
Mum n Dad left hooman trap owt ALL NITE, but ther wos NO HOOMANZ in ther thiz mornin :o(
(I know, coz I givved it a gudd sniffin n chekked all the cornurs cos I is a gudd NitWit n HEXTWEEMLY RESPUNSIBUBBLE)
No - Definuttly NO HOOMANZ!!
Why iz they tryin to catch hoomanz anywayz??? Ther is lotz of themz. I seez them on walkees EVURY DAY!!!
Maybee iz Nora's fault? Evurywun knowz that rats keepz hoomanz in laburrowtories n do HEXPERRYMUNTZ ON THEMZ! (Gasp!!!!) Norty ratz keep hoomanz in craptivity n makes themz wear MAKE-UP N STUFF n TEST THEMZ!
Is terribul terribul fing. Poor hoomanz get maded to wear make up wot is ALL WRONG FOR THEMZ!!!!
(Pursonully I likes 'Mucks Facotor'. Nora likes 'Clin-Eeek')
Wot to do? Wot to do????
(I know, coz I givved it a gudd sniffin n chekked all the cornurs cos I is a gudd NitWit n HEXTWEEMLY RESPUNSIBUBBLE)
No - Definuttly NO HOOMANZ!!
Why iz they tryin to catch hoomanz anywayz??? Ther is lotz of themz. I seez them on walkees EVURY DAY!!!
Maybee iz Nora's fault? Evurywun knowz that rats keepz hoomanz in laburrowtories n do HEXPERRYMUNTZ ON THEMZ! (Gasp!!!!) Norty ratz keep hoomanz in craptivity n makes themz wear MAKE-UP N STUFF n TEST THEMZ!
Is terribul terribul fing. Poor hoomanz get maded to wear make up wot is ALL WRONG FOR THEMZ!!!!
(Pursonully I likes 'Mucks Facotor'. Nora likes 'Clin-Eeek')
Wot to do? Wot to do????
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