Cana's Computishun for Crotchs (Crufts... yawn Ed)

 Here is sumfing to gett yoos in the mood for jokees.....

Dogg goez into Post Hoffice to send a telygram (Er, are you sure? Ed)
Telygram reedz "Wuff, wuff, wuff wuff. Wuff, wuff wuff wuff. Wuff"
Posty Hoffice hooman seyz "Yoos only gott 9 wuffs here. For same muney yoo cann havs 10 wuffs".
Dogg is WELL PUZZLLED..... "Butt then it wudn't make any sense!"

BUM BUM! (I think you mean Boom Boom Cana)

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WUFF