Cana (Celebruty NitWit n Literererury Hexpurt) Helpz Hooman Pupps to Reed!!!!
Listun carfully hooman pupps. Watch n LERN....
Lessun Wun: 'A'
'A' is for ANAL GLANDZ.
Anal glandz is ickle fings wot liv in yor bottum. Theyz make yor poo nice n stinky n help yoo snot to gett constupidated!
Wen they is bein NORTY BAD anal glandz (no biskit!) theys make yor bum hole REELY SORE. Sumtimes yoo hav to slide alongs the floor on yor bottum to makez it bettur. If thiz dusn't wurk, try likkin yor bum (or sumwun elses).
It mite snot help, but at leest it tastes nice!
My sistur Kylie (the SLAPPUR) had WELL BADD anal glandz wunce. They gotted all STUFFED UP WIV POO!
Poor Kylie's bum REELY HURT (he he he...)
She hadd to go to the VET n hav themz SQWEEZED! ...... :o)
www.thekennelclub.org.uk/barkandread
Cana (Celebruty NitWit n Literererury Hexpurt) Helpz Hooman Pupps to Reed!!!!
Listun carfully hooman pupps. Watch n LERN....
Lessun Wun: 'A'
'A' is for ANAL GLANDZ.
Anal glandz is ickle fings wot liv in yor bottum. Theyz make yor poo nice n stinky n help yoo snot to gett constupidated!
Wen they is bein NORTY BAD anal glandz (no biskit!) theys make yor bum hole REELY SORE. Sumtimes yoo hav to slide alongs the floor on yor bottum to makez it bettur. If thiz dusn't wurk, try likkin yor bum (or sumwun elses).
It mite snot help, but at leest it tastes nice!
My sistur Kylie (the SLAPPUR) had WELL BADD anal glandz wunce. They gotted all STUFFED UP WIV POO!
Poor Kylie's bum REELY HURT (he he he...)
She hadd to go to the VET n hav themz SQWEEZED! ...... :o)
www.thekennelclub.org.uk/
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