Is lasted day for Computishun entrees. Winn 2 hooman tikkets for Crotchs (CRUFTS! Ed) in Brrrmingham.
All jokees must be inn tuday! Winnur HANNOWNCED TOMMORROW!
Inn the MEENTIME tho...... On to BARK N REED! Cum on hooman pups STORY TIME!
'B' is for BADGERZ!
BADGERZ is HIMAGINERY, MYSTICUCLE amimules wot wiv in burrows, like WABBITS, wot is very suspikious fing cos wot mosted hoomanz dont know iz that BADGERZ is weely WABBITS IN DISGUYZE!!!!!!
Wabbitz fink dressin upp in Cana costooms will CONFOOSE me! SNOW WAY Wabbits, I iz far too clevur for THATT trikk. I snow yoo is weely wabbitz, but disguyzeded as mee wen I wos ickle pup!
Only fing is..... dressin upp as Cana-pupz n callin themselvz 'BADGURZ' (stoopid wabbitz!) makez wabbitz WELL FIURCE! Evun fiurcererer than USUAL (wot is very, very furce anywayz as ALL DOGGYS snow, yooz hav to be a BRAVE NitWit INDEED to chase wabbitz - GRRRR)
REMEMBUR - Is HIMPAWTUNT to leeve PRETEND MYSTICUCLE BADGURZ WELL ALONE just in cases they iz fiurcerer than wabbitz!
WUFF
www.thekennelclub.org.uk/barkandread
All jokees must be inn tuday! Winnur HANNOWNCED TOMMORROW!
Inn the MEENTIME tho...... On to BARK N REED! Cum on hooman pups STORY TIME!
'B' is for BADGERZ!
BADGERZ is HIMAGINERY, MYSTICUCLE amimules wot wiv in burrows, like WABBITS, wot is very suspikious fing cos wot mosted hoomanz dont know iz that BADGERZ is weely WABBITS IN DISGUYZE!!!!!!
Wabbitz fink dressin upp in Cana costooms will CONFOOSE me! SNOW WAY Wabbits, I iz far too clevur for THATT trikk. I snow yoo is weely wabbitz, but disguyzeded as mee wen I wos ickle pup!
Only fing is..... dressin upp as Cana-pupz n callin themselvz 'BADGURZ' (stoopid wabbitz!) makez wabbitz WELL FIURCE! Evun fiurcererer than USUAL (wot is very, very furce anywayz as ALL DOGGYS snow, yooz hav to be a BRAVE NitWit INDEED to chase wabbitz - GRRRR)
REMEMBUR - Is HIMPAWTUNT to leeve PRETEND MYSTICUCLE BADGURZ WELL ALONE just in cases they iz fiurcerer than wabbitz!
WUFF
www.thekennelclub.org.uk/
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