(Doggy's is gudd at rootines. We likes to know HEXACTLY wen fings is happunin n take STRIKT KONTROL so's hoomanz does snot gett in a KERFUFFUL!)
1. Cana's HALARM goes off.
Thiz is nexted to Mum'z bedd. It tellz mee to GETT MUM UP. (Sumtimes it doesesn't go off! Mum callz it 'WEE KENDZ'. Thiz is a BAD FING.
Hav to gett Mum upp anywayz cos I is a GUDD DOGG.
2. Sit next to Mum'z bedd n STARE HINTENTLY>>>>>>
Likk Mum'z eers.
Made 'huffin' noises.
BOWNCE ON BEDD n wait for signul............. "Gerrof Cana"
Mum is A WAKE!! :o)
3. Mum goes intoo barf-room.
Barf-roomz is 4 showerin. Showerin is wot happuns wen yoo is reely reely stinky n has rolleded in sumfing nice - like poo!
Mum must roll in poo EVURY NITE n gett reely stinky cos she showurers EVURY SINGUL DAY!!!!!!!!!
1. Cana's HALARM goes off.
Thiz is nexted to Mum'z bedd. It tellz mee to GETT MUM UP. (Sumtimes it doesesn't go off! Mum callz it 'WEE KENDZ'. Thiz is a BAD FING.
Hav to gett Mum upp anywayz cos I is a GUDD DOGG.
2. Sit next to Mum'z bedd n STARE HINTENTLY>>>>>>
Likk Mum'z eers.
Made 'huffin' noises.
BOWNCE ON BEDD n wait for signul............. "Gerrof Cana"
Mum is A WAKE!! :o)
3. Mum goes intoo barf-room.
Barf-roomz is 4 showerin. Showerin is wot happuns wen yoo is reely reely stinky n has rolleded in sumfing nice - like poo!
Mum must roll in poo EVURY NITE n gett reely stinky cos she showurers EVURY SINGUL DAY!!!!!!!!!
4. Barf-rooms is WELL DANGUROWSE places. Mum REFOOOSES to take mee in to lukk aftur hur. Grrrr
Only wun fing 4 it..... sit owtside door n STARE HINTENTLY at it to makez sure Mum cums owt agin. (Sumtimes whinin helpz too)
Cana's speshal SOOPER DOOPER NitWit powerz is HEXTWEEMLY SUCESSFUL. Evury time I STARES HINTENTLY at barf-room door, aftur a foo minutez, -Mum cums owt agin!!!
Mum, YOO IS SAFE! SUCESS!!!!
BOING, BOING, BOING :o)
WUFF.
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