S-difficult wiv pawsees.... Grrrrr

 

 

Can we opun r presunts now? Pleeeeeese?

 

 

 

Wot is it? Wot is it? Is a DeddFing?????

 

 

 

Yey, Satna givded me a DeddFing!

Crispmush Card

Mingin' Bells

Mingin Bells, Mingin Bells,
Mingin all the waaaay
Fownd a DeddFing in the park
N then I runned awaaay....

WUFF!

Mingin Bells, Mingin Bells
Mingin all the waaay
Chewwed it upp n burried it
Reddy for CripsMush Day!!

Pork Pie

Mum n Dad had partee larst nite n invited ALL the nayburs.

Cos am GUDD DOGG I bownced on EVERYWUN n made sure nowun got ovur hexcited. Sum food lukked SUSPISHOWSE so himportunt to taste it n make sure wos safe 4 hooman combustion.

Here I am testin a PORK PIE. Cos am Cana-the-Ninja, I snukked up wen nowun was lukkin n hid it in my mowf. ...(Grr)

Hmm, seems safe. No poynt puttin it bakk now tho.

Waste not want not seys the Gudd Lard!

STORY OF CRISPMUSH (part too) By Cana, Trust in Dog

Donkey went n told EVERYWUN that Baby Cheeses wos at his howse. Aftur the 3 Pies Men came 3 Sheep-Nerds (SHEEPS?? GRR).

Sheep-Nerds cownt sheeps ALL THE TIME wot makes thems well sleepy. Brung all ther sheeps wiv them too!

Donkey wos well fed up wot wiv Crispmush cuming n that! He fort wud get ridd of the Baby Cheeses, but wos no room in the Binn!

Dum dum dum de dum (By Cana, Trust in Dog).

‎"I don't want a lot 4 Crispmush
Ther's just wun fing I need
Don't care much abowt the wabbits
or the moffs or ickle bees
I just want yoo 4 my own
More than yoo will evur no
Oh Foxy, make my wish cum troo
I just wanna roll in yor poo"

La la la la la la la la la la laaaaaa (By Cana, Trust in Dog)

"Well the wevver owtside is fweezin
Snortin snow wot starts me sneezin
Wen there's nuffin much else to dooo
Hav a poo, hav a poo, hav a pooo"

"Findin DeddFings snot so eesy
Wen I do, it makes Mum queezy
N there's nuffin much else to dooo
Roll in poo, roll in poo, roll in poo"

Crispmush List (By Cana, Trust in Dog)

Deer Satna, Pleese can I hav 4 Crispmush..

1 DeddFing
2 DeddFing
3 DeddFing
6 Well DeddedFing, wiv maggots n wurms n stuff
10 Hooge stikk
9 Cat ejectur seet
8 Evil leedur hexterminatur
7 Cheese makin kit

Fank-oo. Hav bin well gudd gurl (not like sistur Kylie, who needs gudd duffin)!

WUFF!

THE STORY OF CRISPMUSH (part wun) By Cana, Trust in Dog

Wunce upon a time ther wer 3 Pies Men. They liked goin for walkies (like mee!). They went on a reeely long walkie to find the Baby Cheeses.

Sumwun had lefted the Baby Cheeses in Donkey's howse, wot wos lookin aftur thems.

Baby Cheeses wer well speshal n the 3 Pies Men swapped their Mould, FrankinMince n Furr for it. They wos well pleesed wiv that!

WUFF!

‎'T' is 4 TEEFS (by Cana, Trust in Dog).

Teefs r wot growd in yor mowf. Wen I wos ickle puppy, all my teefs felled owt! Mum kepted them in bag (like my poos!).

She left thems for Teefs Furry who gave me sum Dentastix. Yum!
(Didn't Dent thems tho, SCOFFEDED thems!)

Now hav HOOOGE teefs cos am brave n feerluss Suvvern Innit. Grrrrr

Am Hexcelent GARD DOGG n likk everywun SAVAGELY wen they cums in the howse.

WUFF, GRRR!

Cana-Wonderland (by Cana, Trust in Dog)

"Well the snooooooow is a-fallin...
And the mooooooggieeeees are borin...
Runnin aloooooong, singin this soooooong...
Bowncin in a Cana-Wonderlaaaaand!"

BEERWARE DANGEROWSE STIKK DISEESE! (By Cana, Trust in Dog)

Went to sleeps n wen woked up had growed STIKKS! Mum sed not stikks, but HANTLURS??!

(Ushually like stikks, but these is stoopid wuns wiv bells on)

Tryeded to shake thems off, but stoopid bells kept DEFFENING me. Grrrrrr!

Stwange fing wos MUM N DAD HAD GROWEDED THEMS TOO! STIKK DISEESE IS CONTAGOWSE!

Stoopid hoomans fink is funny, but I am GUDD DOGG, n growin stikks is BAD FING!

Reed all Abowt it Here; WILLILEAKS SCANDUL (by Cana, Trust in Dog).

Daily Maul: 'MORE ON WILLILEAKS SCANDUL'

Am worreed now abowt FANNYLEAKS! Wot if fannyleaks get banneded too?

(Sumtimes my fanny leaks a bit n I hav to likk it, but is ok cos tastes qwite nice reely.)

PROTECT WILLIS N FANNYS N ALL WOT LEAKS FROM THEMS.

WUFF!

WILLILEAKS SCANDUL!

SHOKKED to discovur that boy doggys wiv WILLI-LEAKS r in trubble. Is troo that boy doggs r durtee skanky fings, but not their fault if willis r leakin!

Happarently, stoopid hamerican doggs r 'up in paws' abowt it n want WILLILEAKS banneded, n doggs wiv willileaks HEXTERMINATED!

They is WELL MADD!

PROTEKT DOGGS WIV WILLILEAKS! WUFF

Missin CrispMush Baubles (by Cana, Trust in Dog).

LucyAnn (er, Lucian. Ed) wos playin sNo-Balls n had HACCIDENT!

He wored his CripMush baubles ALL YEAR, cos he is gudd Suvvern Innit n always PREPURRED! Suddunly they hav goneded!!

Larst place he sawed thems wos at VETS. Stwange??

Wot will he do wivowt his baubles? How will he play sNo-Balls??

Is MISTURY. Detektiv Cana must find thems.

Finks...

'Daily Maul'; "Cana Resqueues CrisMush Baubles" ..... WUFF!

Studin HisTree (by Cana, Trust in Dog)

Joel is studying His-Tree at skool. I like studyin My-Tree too!

I hav 2 trees, BigTree n SmallTree. They liv in the gardun. My favorit is the Sikkupmore tree.

Wos lukin up HisTree on Wippetedia n it sed ther are too speshlee himportunt HisTrees:

BC (Befor Cana) and AD (Aftur Dinnur)!!

BC must be Pre-Hysteric??

WUFF!

‎'T' is for Toast-day. (By Cana, Trust in Dog)

‎'T' is for Toast-day.

Toast-day cums aftur Mums-day. Then ther is Wees-day n Turds-day.

My favorit day is Fries-day (yum, yum), ........ or maybee Toast-day???

WeesEnd days are Sit-day n Scum-day!!!

Speshal days are Biff-Days, (Hippo Biff-day!) n CrispMush days.

(Not lukkin forwurd to Noo Eers Day tho!) Grrrr

'S' is for SNOWW! (by Cana, Trust in Dog)

'S' is for SNOWW!

This is mee wiv my frends Avalarf n Sprite. (Erm, Avalon and Spirit, Ed) We playeded in the snoww. Here I am gettin them to BOWNCE  wiv me.

WUFF WUFF!

Snoww is wot happuns wen yoo go snoozin in cold wevver. Wen yoo wake up again everyfing is FLUFFY! LIKE ME!

Mum seys snoww happuns in summur too wen I is melting n my furr cums owt. Then it is  ALL OVER the howse, wot is much bettur.

Bowncin Dutee (by Cana, trust in dog).

Cats - WHER ARE THEY???

Am tryin to be gudd Suvvern Innit n been on bowncin dutee ALL DAY, but cats hav GONED!

Raoul n Poppy will be well fedded up if they miss tuday's bownce. Bowncin is BestFing. No bowncin meens yoo get sikk n dedd! Grrrrrr

Like DeddFings!

'ROUAL?... POPPY?........ BOWNCIN TIIIIIME'????????

WUFF

Cat Flattenur Dutee (by Cana, Trust in Dog).

Tuday I am on CatFlattenur dutee.

Wen they magik themselves thro the squar window, I am reddy!!!

They suspect NUFFIN n are takenen COMPLEETLY  by surprize wen they get a gudd BOWNCIN.  (Then I run very fast befor they biff me).

I am DEDDLY SUVVERN INNIT ASSASSIN.

Cana the NINJA! WUFF!