Hav bin very very sleepsy since Crispmush cos is wintur n as we ALL KNOWS, is time for HIBERNITWITTING.
Hibernitwitting is wot furry fings do wen is cold owtside.
(Excepts wen is snowy hof course, then we get VERY VERY HEXCITED N BOWNCY - WUFF!)
Hibernitwitting meens yoo havs to bee very very carefull snot to OVERDO FINGS n HEXAUST yooself. We all needs much more snoozin than usual at thiz CRITITICKLE time.
Normal sleepy timez for doggs (recommunded by the MUTT OFFICE) is HAPPROXIMUTTLY only a MEESLY 19 hourz-a-day!
Thiz is cos doggys is alwayz RESPONSIBUBBLE n A LURT N VIGILANT AT ALL TIMES.
(Snot like cats wot is WELL LAZY creetures n can sleepz for SEVERUL YEERZ wivowt doin HANYFING very much at all!!!)
HOWEVVUR, during hibernitwittion, doggy sleeps can offten HEXCEED well over 26 hourz, IN A SINGLE DAY!
BE WARNED HOOMANS, it can be HEXTWEEMLY DANGEROWSE to wake NitWits when they is hibernitwitting, as theys can eesily go into SHOKK n may nevur bee the same agin aftur HUNEXPECTED n TERRIFYING WAKEY-UP HEXPERIUNCE!
(Exceptshun to this hof course, is wen yoo is wakin them up for VERY HIMPAWTUNT FINGS, such as:
1) ickle snakks
2) walkees
3) brekkfast time
4) dinnur time)
WUFF!
Hibernitwitting is wot furry fings do wen is cold owtside.
(Excepts wen is snowy hof course, then we get VERY VERY HEXCITED N BOWNCY - WUFF!)
Hibernitwitting meens yoo havs to bee very very carefull snot to OVERDO FINGS n HEXAUST yooself. We all needs much more snoozin than usual at thiz CRITITICKLE time.
Normal sleepy timez for doggs (recommunded by the MUTT OFFICE) is HAPPROXIMUTTLY only a MEESLY 19 hourz-a-day!
Thiz is cos doggys is alwayz RESPONSIBUBBLE n A LURT N VIGILANT AT ALL TIMES.
(Snot like cats wot is WELL LAZY creetures n can sleepz for SEVERUL YEERZ wivowt doin HANYFING very much at all!!!)
HOWEVVUR, during hibernitwittion, doggy sleeps can offten HEXCEED well over 26 hourz, IN A SINGLE DAY!
BE WARNED HOOMANS, it can be HEXTWEEMLY DANGEROWSE to wake NitWits when they is hibernitwitting, as theys can eesily go into SHOKK n may nevur bee the same agin aftur HUNEXPECTED n TERRIFYING WAKEY-UP HEXPERIUNCE!
(Exceptshun to this hof course, is wen yoo is wakin them up for VERY HIMPAWTUNT FINGS, such as:
1) ickle snakks
2) walkees
3) brekkfast time
4) dinnur time)
WUFF!
