*NOOS UPDATE*

Liverpoo playur Suarez
(wot HAMAZINGLY turned into RABBID n VISCOWSE WERE-DOGG wen he bitted anovver hooman at futball match)
haz bin tolded he is a "VERY VERY BADD DOGG" by hooman futball hassociation FooFoo (FIFA! Ed)

As swell as snot gettin his biscwit at the end of the game, FiFi (FIFA! Ed) decideded that he wos banneded from walkees for 10 HOLE WEEKS!!!!
(cue SHOKKED n HAPPALLED WUFFS)
Just goez to show wot a terribubble n DANGEROWSE FING it is to get HOVVER HEXCITEDED, Grrr.

We musted all tryz to be A LURT n VIGILUNT AT ALL TIMES so snuffin like thiz cans happun agin.

Remembur, TOO MUCH BITING = NO BISCWITS!
(and no walkee eiver)
WUFF.

Here iz me wearin my cone of shame. I didn't hav to wear itt for biting ovver fings tho,just mysulf.
WUFF!

VISCIOWSE WERE-DOGG ATTAKK!

Liverpoo playur Suaez mysteriowsy changeded into dogg at futball game n startud biting anovver hooman, turning into VISCIOWSE WERE-DOGG.
Clues to the HAPPALLING HINCIDUNT inclooded
1 runnin arownd in curcles
2 barkin
3 diggin holes in the pitch
4 having a poo
As yoo can see, norty Suarez had to be givun the CONE OF SHAME to protekt everywun!