Hooman Trainin

Kylie (my sistur, the slappur) n Zeeb wos having HOOGE problums wiv their hooman trainin. Arny Lurraine n Unkle Nikk wos runnin RIOT!

Kylie n Zeeb wos gettin WELL DESPRUT for help so att wee-kend I wented rownd to SORT THEMS OWT.

CONKLUSHUNS:
Unkle Nikk - Needz trainin in PAYSHUNCE n WALKIN ON LEED.
Arnty Lurraine - Needz to lern to bake cakez.

SOLUSHUNS:
Tuk Unkle Nikk for walkee. As soon as U...nkle Nikk wos off the leed I RUNNED FOR IT!! (he he he he...)
Unkle Nikk had NO PAYSHUNCE AT ALLS! He wos callin mee for AGES. "Cana, Cana, Cana..... CANA! CUM HERE!!!!"
Meenwhile I wos having a luvlee time in the wudds ...... Dum de Dum de Dum.... Nice flowurs these...nom nom nom.... Ooo, nice stikk for runnin arownd wiv....
"Cana! CANA!"
Wot's that Unkle Nikk? Is yoo gettin yor nikkers in a twist? Remumbur yoo must bee PAYSHUNT AT ALL TIMES N CALM HASSURTIVE (like mee!) Uvverwise yor nikkers will gett twistud!

Heventually Unkle Nikk had lerneded his lessun in Payshunce Trainin For Hoomans so ALL WOS SWELL n we wented bakk to the howse. (He wos still walkin WEELY BAD on leed tho. FAR TOO SLOW! Had to dragg him along a bitz so he hurreed upp!)

(More abowt Aunty Lurraine'z cake makin tommorrow)
WUFF.

Had BESTEST Biffday EVUR!

Gess wot? Raoul gotted mee........ A DEDD FING!!!!

Only an ickle DeddFing, but Raoul iz only ickle himsulf (well, snot ickle for puzzykat, but ickle compeared to HOOGE FIURCE FURRY NITWITS - like mee!)

He lefted it on the dorstepp. It wos a MOWSE n wos well dedded. (Yumm) Dad tuk me owt for my ABLUSHUNS so I POWNCEDED n gobbleded it upp SUPUR QWIKK wiv my SUPUR DOOPUR NitWit powcing-n-gobblin skillz. Grrrrr

Nom, nom, nom, nom, gulp ........ LUVLEE!

Dad wos WELL JELLYOWSE n trieded to get tasty DeddFing off mee, wot is SO SNOT FUR! He wented inside n told Mum n she maded funny barkin noyses?????? (Dad sed is called 'gaggin')

Wos hopin wud sikk up tasty DeddFing latur n hexpurience luvlee yummynessness ALL OVUR AGAIN, but wos snot to bee. :o(

WUFF!

Iz mee Qween Cana's Biffday missage to the Nashun!

3 yeers ago mee n Kylie (the slappur) wos bornded at HammyLicker Suvvern Innits (Honiahaka Northern Inuits! Ed). We wos ickly ickle pups, but soon gott weelly weelly fat n podgey, hespecially Kylie wot wos sooo fat she cudn't evun walk!

Kylie wented to liv wiv Arnty Lurrain n Unkle Nikk at Slapperery Heights. Poor Lurrain n Nikk, they wos WELL DISSAPOYNTED they endud upp wiv Kylie n snot mee!

Nevur mind Arnty Lurrain n Unkle Nikk, I is cuming to sees yoo soon n will givs BAD Kylie a Gudd Duffin to sorts hur owt!

WUFF!

Cana's Mornin Rootine Number 3!

Aftur alls the STARIN HINTENTLY n whinin at barfroom door has wurked n Mum is owt agin, - mee, Mum n Raoul all go to the kitchun.

(Iz alwayz HOOGE releef wen Mum cums owt of barfroom UNSCAVED n snot havin DIZHAPPEARED mysteriowsly or HESCAPEDED owt of window!  Phew!)

Iz BREKKFUST TIME!
Furst, Mum makes hursulf sum poo-ridge cos she is PAKK LEEDUR. (Meenwhile I practice my STARIN HINTENTLY skillz >>>>>>>>>>>.....)
Raoul practicus dodgums rown Mum's legs.
Next, Mum makez Raoul'z brekkfust cos he is PAKK LEEDUR numbur 2.
(More STARIN HINTENTLY  >>>>>>>> .........)
Next, Mum makez mee, Cana's brekkfust coz I is PAKK LEEDUR numbur 3 n a GUDD NitWit n sittin down (n STARIN HINTENTLY  >>>>>>>.........) 

Iz WELL HEXCITIN time. Wot will it bee? Wot will it bee?

SURPIZE!  Is TRIPE!!!! (yum) Just like yesturday!

Then Mum makez Dad's brekkfust cos Dad is PAKK LEEDUR number 4! (Dad useded to be PAKK LEEDUR number 6 wen Poppy n Nora wos here, but has bin PROMOTTED!) Dad's brekkfust is calleded CUPOFTEE.

Wakey Wakey evurywun. WUFF!