Dear Cana

Mummy n daddy is sendin me to skool for norty dogs wiv asbo's

I is not norty, I jus being fewocious wolf

I haven't eaten any puppies or doggies yet, just throweded them round lots n lots

Grrrr going to see 'nice man'

Hippo Biffday Zeeb!

Zeeb livs at Slapperery Heights wiv my sistur Kylie (the Slappur) n poor old labradears Booby n Dummer.

Poor Zeeb, fancy havin to liv wiv Kylie ALLS THE TIME?!!!!! Is enuff to drives yoo BONKERS!

Remebur Zeeb, biffdays is 4 makin wishes (he he he). Wot? Yoo maded wish n it SNOT CUM TWOO? Kylie snot bin SQUISHED BY HOOGE MEATYORITE FALLIN FROM SKY??!

Nevur mind Zeeb, next yeer! WUFF

Mystik Mogg weeds future!

Tuday mee, Mystik Mogg is lukkin in Crystul Ball n weedin the future!
(Wot? Ball? Wher?)

Wot will happun tuday?

Hmm, I sees Dad n mee goin walkees. (BOING, BOING!) Luvlee muddy feeld, mmm. Lotz of stompin.... Lukk woz that? Rivur! Theres mee goin in.... WehHaay!

KONSUNTRATE Cana!

I sees ovver doggy... (BOWNCY BOING!) .... oops sorree!
Dad is draggin mee aways. (Why?)

Wot else? Ahh... Bed! zzzzzzz

I is BESTEST at weedin future!
Woooo!

Dr Cana!

Arnty Beff is makin Doggy Furst Aid Kit!

Is HEXELUNT idea 4 mee Dr Cana (Wurld's furst Consultunt NitWit in Orthapawdics -wot is bones n stuff)

Kontentz of Furst Aid Kit -

Hemerguncy stikks
DeddFings (4 post-moretums)
More DeddFings (4 post-soretums)
MORE DeddFings (snakk to keep stwenth up)
Skirtin Boards (4 Hemerguncy likkin)
Stethuscoop (listenin 4 postman)

Dr Cana will seez yoo now! Bend ovur pleez...

Unifurshity!

My bruvver Joel is goin to unifurshity!

Unifurshity is 4 studyin fings like bones n deddfings.

(I is bestest at bones n deddfings tho. I knows EVURYFING)

As swell as bones n deddfings, Joel is doin Psycho-ology wot is study of fings wot is WELL MADD (Like my frend Bonkers!) n do HEXPERIMUNTZ.

Hexperimuntz is chewin fings (to see if chooey), stompin fings (to see if dedded) n bowncin fings (to see if bowncy).

Is very HIMPAWTUNT! WUFF

Mee n Poppy, sofa buddees!

Wolf Conversation

 

Mum iz going on n on abowt Wolf Conversation Twust. (CONSERVATION!! Ed.)

Sowndz WELL GUDD. Can't wait for lotz of nice chatz wiv ovver wolfees n talk abowt HEXCITIN fings like

bones
deddfings
diggin
stompin
politwits

Maybe cud have noo job as Dippy lomat to wolfees?

Cum on wolfees. Iz gudd to talk. WUFF!

Weedin'

My fwends Jade n Mutt is doin the weedin tomorrow. (Er, "wedding". Ed)

Weedin is wot I liks to do in the gardun n is gudd 4 diggin n chewin n rollin in mudd n BESTEST of all.... BOWNCIN!

Weedin makes yor paws all muddy wot is WELL GUDD FING so Jade n Mutt will getts nice n durty too. Speshlee ther paws n snowts.

Rembur Mutt... lotz of nice durty stuff for Jade!

WUFF

Hooverin AGIN! Doggy's wurk is NEVUR DUN.

(Hmm, givs nice sqwishy feelin in bottum too.....)

Here I ams helpin Dad wiv hooverin. Is WELL HIMPAWTUNT jobb!

Stwange........

Very Stwange Fing.....

Mum n Dad is differunt colurs!!!!

Came bakk from HOOGE long walkees. Lasted HOLE WEEK! (Didn't take mee tho, Grrr.) Now Dad changeded from wite to redd (??) n Mum from wite to spotty?? (Dad seys 'frekkles'???)

Woz is goin on?

See wot happuns wen go on walkees wivowt mee? Change colur n EVERYFING! Is WELL DANGEROWSE!

WUFF!

Arnty Lurraine is FARTY TUDAY!

Happy Fartieth Biffday Arnty Lurraine!!!

Arnty Lurraine livs wiv my sistur Kylie-the-Slappur at Slapperery Heights. Grr

Poor Arnty Lurraine... Klyie is wursest than Bonkers n Arsey putt tugevver!!!! :-(

Nevur mind - Slapperery Heights shall bee hencefurth known as FARTY HEIGHTS, wot is much bettur.

Biffday WUFFS! xxx

Super Ninny!

Himpawtunt jobb numbur 2 - SUPER NINNY!

Arnty Beff n Unkle Murky is at ther WITS END wiv bad, HOWT OF CONTROL pups, Bonkers Bella n Arsy Asti.

Is up to mee, Cana-Super-Ninny 2 sort thems owt. Grrr

Fings hav bin allowded 2 RUNS RIOT in the Big Bonky Howse so I is stayin to BIFF SUM SENSE into thems!

ATTENSHUN! Norty step 4 yoo, bad puppees. WUFF