SERCH N RESQUE DOGGY!

Poppy went on HADVENTURE last nite.

Dad put her in the gardun befor bedd-time n she went WALKYBOWT! (Dad wos supposed to stop upp hole in fence, but didn't - Mum wos WELL ANGRY)

Dad n mee wos lukkin 4 AGES.

Cana - SERCH N RESQUE DOGGY!

We lukked EVERYWERE. I resquued...

a stikk
sum poo
a fether
too snails!!!

Then Dad fownded Poppy in Arnty Barbra's gardun. She wos playin HIDE N SNEEK!

Bad Poppy! WUFF

"All Fings Brite n Bootiful"

All fings brite n bootiful
All cweetures small wot crawl
All fings wise n wondurful
The NitWit sqwished thems all

Eech ickle flower wot opens
Eech ickle bird wot sings
Go stompin thru the mukk n poo
N huntin for DeddFiiiiiiiings

All fings brite n bootiful
All creetures bigg n smaaaall
All fings noo n bowncyble
The NitWit chewed thems all.

WUFF!

Thiz week is 'Poorly Paw Week'.

Woz runnin fru forest aftur DeddFing-wot-woz-not-dedded-yet n sumfing BITT ME!!
Must hav bin EXTWEEMLY FIURCE CWEETURE cos nuffin else wud DARE mess wiv mee, Cana-the-Destroyur (n Wurld's Furst Agonee Innit).

I haz bin WELL FED UPP sinze then, cos Dad is makin mee do walkees ON EVIL LEED!!

Snot fair. How is I to lukk aftur Dad propurly wen snot allowed bowncin?? I is tryin to bownce on 3 leggs, but Dad is RUININ FINGS.

Grr... WUFF!

To my frend Keeba....

Happy Biffday to yoo
Wens we rolled in foxx poo
All stinky n mingin'
Now I smells like a loo!

xxx

WEED ALL ABOWT IT.... POPPY FEIGNS DEFF TO GETZ DRUGGS!!

Poppy woz WELL SIKK this week. Mum n Dad woz cryin all the times n NICE MAN at vetz sed is time to go to sleep. (? Stwange, woz sleepin alreddy!)

Norty Poppy woz only PRETENDIN to bees sikk to getz ANYBOLLOCKS STEROIDS. They is well NORTY n givs yoo HOOGE muskles (like mee!). Poppy shud SAY NO, but is BAD DRUG HADDICT n will getz BANNEDED from next yeer's PUSSYLIMPICS!

WUFF!