Terribubble Shokkin Crime Committud......
Ther's bin ...... A MURDUR!!!!!
(See hattached CRIME SCEENE photo)
Yesturday, at happroximuttly sum time befor dinnur n wen gotted bakk from walkees Mee, Mum n Dad wos confrunted wiv thiz HAPPALLIN hexampupple of WONTON n GRAPOOITUS VIOLUNCE (wot is hooman speek for Dedded Fings).
Victum wos fownded RITE OWTSIDE OUR FRUNT DOOR! Is a terribubble worry n NO WON n the locashun of OUR ROAD is safe untilz the PURPUPTRATOR is catched n duffed up gud n propur.
Cos am RESPONSIBUBBLE NitWit (bit like Detektive Cana Lund from hit TV serees "the DEDDED"! ... Er, I think you mean "The Killing" Ed) Havs drawded upp list of SUSPISCIOWSE SUSPEKTS!
Finks...... (Is hard wurk all thiz detektiv stuff. Makez yoo VERY SLEEPY. MUST koncentrate! Time for my daily 19 hourz sleeps latur)
Suzpekt 1 POSTMAN (haz big bag for deposititting dedd fings)
Suzpekt 2 OLD CUPPLE wot liv nextdoorbutwun. (They iz very frendly, but cud be sneeky covur-up! No wun canz be trusteded... Grrr)
Suzpect 3 TERRENCE THE SNAIL wot livs in the gardun. (Possibubbly too small to carry owt such viscowse attakk, but cud be inflamed to SUPER-SNAIL stwength by CRIME OF PASSION!)
Suzpect 4 RAOUL THE CAT. (Hextreemly unlikkly to committ such terribubble crime of mowse killing. As swell as has PURFICT HALIBI - wos nextdoorbutwun wiv OLD CUPPLE n eetin their cat'z fud)
Iz goin to bee busy day for DETEKTIVE CANA. Probubbly need to roll arownd on dedded MURDUR VIKTUM n nibble it a bitt in ordur to gettz propur meassure of fings.......
Ther's bin ...... A MURDUR!!!!!
(See hattached CRIME SCEENE photo)
Yesturday, at happroximuttly sum time befor dinnur n wen gotted bakk from walkees Mee, Mum n Dad wos confrunted wiv thiz HAPPALLIN hexampupple of WONTON n GRAPOOITUS VIOLUNCE (wot is hooman speek for Dedded Fings).
Victum wos fownded RITE OWTSIDE OUR FRUNT DOOR! Is a terribubble worry n NO WON n the locashun of OUR ROAD is safe untilz the PURPUPTRATOR is catched n duffed up gud n propur.
Cos am RESPONSIBUBBLE NitWit (bit like Detektive Cana Lund from hit TV serees "the DEDDED"! ... Er, I think you mean "The Killing" Ed) Havs drawded upp list of SUSPISCIOWSE SUSPEKTS!
Finks...... (Is hard wurk all thiz detektiv stuff. Makez yoo VERY SLEEPY. MUST koncentrate! Time for my daily 19 hourz sleeps latur)
Suzpekt 1 POSTMAN (haz big bag for deposititting dedd fings)
Suzpekt 2 OLD CUPPLE wot liv nextdoorbutwun. (They iz very frendly, but cud be sneeky covur-up! No wun canz be trusteded... Grrr)
Suzpect 3 TERRENCE THE SNAIL wot livs in the gardun. (Possibubbly too small to carry owt such viscowse attakk, but cud be inflamed to SUPER-SNAIL stwength by CRIME OF PASSION!)
Suzpect 4 RAOUL THE CAT. (Hextreemly unlikkly to committ such terribubble crime of mowse killing. As swell as has PURFICT HALIBI - wos nextdoorbutwun wiv OLD CUPPLE n eetin their cat'z fud)
Iz goin to bee busy day for DETEKTIVE CANA. Probubbly need to roll arownd on dedded MURDUR VIKTUM n nibble it a bitt in ordur to gettz propur meassure of fings.......
