Weekund Noos: Wot I didd at the weekund

It rainded n rainded n rained n rained n rainded n rainded n rained n rained n rained (er yes, I think we get the idea. Ed) n then it rained sum more n then (cos I wos KONCENTRATIN WEELY WEELY HARD wiv my SUPUR NITWIT powurz) heventually it STOPPEDED RAININ. A MIRICUCLE!!! Then we had........

*HEXCITIN MUNDAY*

Wented to Murky Manor tuday (wher Bonkers ...n Bubblez liv wiv Unkle Murky n Arnty Biff). Wos BESTEST FING!

Bonkers n Bubblez wos WELL PLEESED to sees mee. Bonkers bownced arownd the sittin room n trieded to go upp the chimnee n cleen it for Arnty Biff, then I giveded Bonkers BIG DUFFIN, then giveded Bubblez BIG DUFFIN, then giveded boff of thems BIG DUFFIN, then (SHOKK, HORROR) Bonkers n Bubblez trieded to DUFF MEE! Then wee hadd MASS DUFFIN ALL TOGEVVER, then wee BOWNCED arownd the gardun, then wee bownceded arownd Arnty Biff's kitchun, then Arnty Biff got kross (wot wos WELL UNREESONABUBBLE!), then Bubblez had a bone (A BONE!) then I giveded Bubblez a gud smakkin n got bone off hur cos she is yunger than mee, then Mum tolded mee off (MEE! TOLDED OFF!!!) then wee drunk lotz n lotz of watur, then Bonkers nokked the bowl ovur, then Arny Biff wos angry AGIN, then wee we wented owt n helped eet the flowurs, then we did sum more BOWNCIN, cos we hadn't donned any bowncin for AGES (cud hav bin MINUTES!!!!) then wees wotched Mum n Arnty Bigg hav donuts n supurviseded thems VERY VERY KLOSELY, then it wos time to go home (wot wos SO SNOT FAIR!) then Dad giveded mee sum dinnur, then I didn't eetz it cos I wos snot hungry, then I wos a VERY VERY SLEEPY NitWit, then ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Arnty Lurraine giveded mee a HUGE bone for my biffday.

Is HIMPAWTUNT to lukk aftur bonez ploperly so yoos can keeps them for long long time.

Furst make sure yor bone is snice n dedded. (Bones wot is snot dedded yet is calleded ULIVE) My bone needed deddeding by feerluss, brave NitWit (Mee!). Bashed norty bone arownd gardun n BOWNCED on it til wos WELL DEDDED. There! Grrr

Next hadd to munch on i...t a bit. Nom nom nom nom......

Next (n mosted HIMPAWTUNT bit) bone must be HIDDUN in safe place for footure consumpshun. Thiz involvs DIGGIN big BIG hole.

Serched WHOLE gardun for HEXACTLY rite place. Here? no.
Here? Mmmm, no.
Here? Yes! Bestest place for diggin! Dig dig dig dig ....

*HIMPAWTUNT BIT*
Keepz locashon of yor bone STRIKTLY GARDEDED SEECRUT. Bonez wot is snot STRIKTLY GARDED is sumtimes SNAFFLED! (Shokkin, but troo)
Mum wotched mee burryin my bone wot wos very SUSPISCIOWSE. :o/
Wot if she STEELS it from mee?!!!! Grrr
Waited til Mum went INSIDE n dugged it upp n hidded it agin. He he he.... I iz a CLEVUR NitWit!

Then I dugged it up agin n agin n agin (sevural timez infakt) n burreed in noo spot cos yoo can't be too kareful wiv bones.

Now, wher did I leeves it last time?
:o?

"Wen I'm Cleenin Windowz" Favorit hactivitity in I-Lund wos.... Likkin windowz! (N lukkin owt of thems. A lot.)

Time for sum HINTENSE STARIN thru super-cleen-dogg-gobby windowz.

Cleenin Windowz 2

Wot wee do wens we iz snot cleenin windowz n lukkin owt for BURGLARZ.

Cleenin Windowz 3

Thiz is MEE! Lukk how I maded a pretty patturn. I iz WELL SCARY for norty BUGLARZ. Grrr. Cum in here n yoo wills be subjectud to LIKKIN FRENZY!

Cleenin Windowz 4

Kylie AGAIN! (Yawn, zzzzzzzzz)
She is waitin for Unkle Nikk. He is owt playin on his trike n collektin stikks.

Cleenin Windowz 5

Zeeb on duty!
Zeeb haz longustest tungue EVUR n can cleen winowz from SEVURAL FEET aways!

Cleenin Windowz 6

Here iz Kylie doin speshley GUDD JOBB. (Carfull yoo don't see yor reflektshun Kylie - cud be SCARY!)
he he he he.....

Cleenin Windowz 7

Kylie is gettin boored here. NORTY Kylie! Iz HIMPAWTUNT to VIGILUNT n A LURT at all timez!
See bumanas on table? They iz BAIT for BUGLARZ!

Cleenin Windowz 8

Everywun cleenin windowz! Aftur thiz we lukks for BUGLARZ! Grrr

Cleenin Windowz 9

Her iz Zeeb n Kylie. See hows windowz is snice n cleen. Thiz is cos doggy-gob is BESTEST FING to makez them sparkly. (Wurks well in carz too.)

*Crime Botch Update*

(Cana Lund n the case of the Frenzeed Treet Pakket Attakk)

Decideded to do Crime Sceene RECONSTRUCTSHUN last nite....
1. Prepar sceene.
Bedd in correkt spot in livin room? CHEKK!
2. Suspekts n witnusses in positshun?
Mum n Dad gon to bedd. Raoul iz on sofa CHEKK!
3. Correkt time wen SHOKKING crime wos committuded.
Between SleepyTime n WakeyUp time. CHEKK!
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All set! Nows to take up POSITSHUN n HOBSERVE crime sceene for STWANGE n SUSPICIOWSE behaviur. Will the EVUL PURPETRAITOR return????

Detektive Cana Lund wills be waitin for him n POWNCE! (he he he..)

Consuntratin HARD>>>>>>>>>
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(Must keeps CONSTUNT vigil)
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STILL consuntratin hard>>>>>>>>>
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(Pursistunce is name of game here....)
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STILL consuntr.....zzzzzzz
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ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Terribul Shokkin Crime Committud*

Crime Locashun - My Howse.
Date of HINCIDUNT - last nite.
Time of HINCIDUNT - sumtime durin sleepytime.

Detektive Cana HINVESTIGUGATES......

Thiz mornin, EMPTY pakket of doggy treetz wos discuverred in MY BEDD! Grrrr. Sed pakket hadd bin TORN TO SHREDDS n contentz DEVOUREDED in suspecteded FRENZEEED ATTAKK!

Who cud hav bin the culprit????

In TRAGIK miscarraige of justice, Mum haccused MEE of thiz shokkin crime!!!!! (Hofcourse, I knowz NUFFIN n is compleetly HINNOCUNT bystunder - Hurrumph)

Only ovver suspekt cud be.......... RAOUL! (Raoul iz WELL NORTY pussykat n WELL CAPABABABLE of dastudly deed n Hattemptin to FRAME poor HINNOCUNT mee. Grrrr)

Tuday'z missun: Proove my HINNOCUNCE n extruct formul pardon from Mum.

(Stay tooned for next thrillin hepisode of CRIME-BOTCH - Detektiv Cana HINVESTIGAGATES.....)

The Crime Sceene. 1

A shokkin cloze-up!

The Crime Sceene. 2

Who cud hav committud thiz terribul attakk?

Cana's Tour of I-lund (Ireland. Ed)

Mee, on my holidayz - at the lake.

I-Lund

Buddy n Drummer.
They iz WELL OLD!

I-Lund

Kylie n Zeeb.

I-Lund

The lake.

I-Lund

Whoo, kareful Kylie. Yoo isa WELL MADD NitWit.

I-Lund

Zeeb's bum.

I-Lund

Mee n Kylie.
(She iz the ugly wun)

I-Lund.

Mee, Zeeb n Kylie.
(I iz snot small. I iz just very far aways)

Holidayz

Hello Evrywun, I iz BAKK!
Mee n Mum n Day wented on holidayz. Holidayz is wen yoo go to sleepz in the car n wake up sumwher KOMPLEETLY DIFFRUNT. Is WELL KLEVUR.
We wented on a long long long long long long long car jurney to a place called I-lund (Ireland Ed.)
I-lund is wher Leprycons live. They iz ickle creetures wot bownce arownd the gardun.
Wen we gotted to I-lund, wos HUGE SHOKK cos Klyie (my sistur, the slappur) wos ther n Zeeb, wot wos very very stwange cos usually they livs just down the road at Slappurery Heightz!(???)

Biffday Cake

Mee n Kylie's biffday cake iz finished!
Wos WELLYUMMY. (Kylie cud only havs an ickle bit tho cos hur bum iz too bigg)
Poor Kylie..... (he he he)

Makin Cakez

Here iz mee helpin Artny Lurraine to make cakez. Nom nom nom..... She putt lotz of luvlee fings in itt, but forgott
mowses (dedded wuns)
stikks
cat poo
sikk.