Mogg Show!

Went 2 Mogg Show 4 Suvvern Innits/Norvern NitWits!

Mogg show is wen doggs make ther hoomans run ups n downs n sitts nicely so hoomans gett roastettes.

Mum gott 4th in Mostest Bestest eyes!

Mummy HammyLicker got 1st for Most Bestest Runupndownerer. She wos scamperin ALL DAY! Hur doggs jus had to throw wun ball n she wudn't stopp runnin!

Well dun Mummy HammyLicker, GUD GURL!!

Bisqwit?

MOFFS - THEY IS BAKK!!

Moffs hav bin gonned for AGES now, cos mee 'Cana the Destoyur' killeded thems all wiv my paws of STEEL.

Theys make a tastee snakk too, nom nom nom nom!

Just goes to show, all Suvvern Innits must pay ATENSHUN n be A LURT, cos moffs r bakk n wot will happun if they is allowed to RUN RIOT??

Grrr, DEAFF TO ALL MOFFS!

"Yes we Cana!"

Barakk Obarmy is visitin Englund wot is neer My Howse!

Is sure to be cumin rownd for tea. Wot to eetz??

Tripe? Scrumpled Eggz? DeddFing? Cat poo? Obarmy is speshal King of Hamerica so must like HAM!!

Wish I liveded in Hamerica. Must be luvly wen everyfing is made of ham!

Obarmy is NUMBUR WUN FAN of mee Cana (wurld's furst agonee innit). Is always showtin at mee from the telly...

"Yes We Cana!"

Poysenous Fings.

Here is Raoul helpin mee wiv my brekkfust. He tests itt to see wevver is poysenous or not.

Sumtimes lots of it is poysenous!!!

Is WELL LUKKY Raoul is here cos poor mee wud be DEDDED overwise!

Raoul seys fings wot is poysenous for doggs is ok for pussycatts, wot is a BIG RELEEF! Phew!

Bifdays!!

Is Mummy HammyLicker n Mummy Saskia's bifday tuday!!

HIPPO BIFDAY MUMMYS!!

Mummy Saskia n mee is WELL ALIKE.

Boff is 1) gudd at runnin offs 2) gudd at biffin 3) gudd at not eetin!

Mummy Saskia is 6, I is 2, n Mummy HammyLicker is .......er... 21!!!

Pests at Home

Tuk Dad 2 mostest favorit shop tuday; 'PESTS AT HOME'!

Is bestest place. Showed Dad all fings wot doggys need - pigz eers (chekk!) toys (zis wun, zis wun n zis wun, chekk!) cat bisqwits (chekk!) n bestest fing.....

WABBITS!

Wos HUPMOST HIMPAWTUNCE dad buyded me wabbitt. Promissed wud lukk aftur it n take 4 walks n EVERYFING (he he!). Wud call wabbitt...

"Snakk"!

Dad wudn't get wabbit. SNOT FAIR, grrr!

Snot happee wiv Washin Repair Mann!

Nastee washin mushine is wurkin again nows n Mum has put my bedd in it.
Grr n dubble Grrr!
Dusn't smell rite, - all funny n NOO. Donts trust it!
Note to self: chew bedd, wipe snose on bedd, stomp on bedd, burry bone in bedd n find nice dedd fing 4 bedd, so makes nice n doggy agin!
WUFF!

BRAKING NOOS!

SHOKK HORROR HAM ALURT!

Dad seys WasteHam has bin binned! (Hoomans call it 'relygation')

Callin all doggs.... LUKK AFTUR YOR HAM! Bins is NO place for ham, wasted or nott. ONLY place for hams is wiv doggys, espeshlee MEE!

 

Is TRAGUDY if ham goes in bin. BAD BAD BAD FING!

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Washin Machine Repair Dogg, 1.

Noo man came rown tuday cos washin machine wos sikk!

Cos am responsibul NitWit, wos himpawtunt to chekk his bagg n make sure everyfing wos presunt n correkt.

Hmm, woz this? Smells funny. Is chewee?

Washin Machine Repair Dogg, 2.

Woz this? Can yoo eets it?

Here I ams helpin Mum with hur studyin.

Is WELL hard wurk tho, lukk how tired I ams!

All those wurds...........ZZzzzzzzzz

Problum

Catrin Anne Toomey Cana,how can i stop my sister biting me all the time?Everytime i want to have a cuddle with mum or dad,she goes for me :( or when we go for a walk and we get let of our leads she does exactly the same,i cant walk even a few metres :( Mum tries to stop her,bt she still does it :( xx

CALLIN ALL DOGGS N THEIR HOOMANS!

Havin problums wiv yor mud managemunt?
Hoomans eetin bestest fud?
Catz allowed to use speshal doors n yoo can't?
Chikken rations?!!

Mee, Cana, (Wurld's Furst Agonee Innit) is happy to solve problums from doggys AND hoomans in sensetif way.

(Time wasturs will gett duffed!)

Problum

Deer Carn-uh Chouko aka Shakin' ere. I iz a bit pooorly still fwom my hoperation larst week :( I's wont to aske yoos a kwestsheon? Da boys has hoperation and den dey beelongs too 'Snowballs Gang', what doos laydees beeelong too wen dey had the girlie hoperation pleese? Lots of lufff and licks fwom meee in my howse (crate - Mummi) xxx

Step 4. "Er.... Dad, Dad, Dad........ DAAAAAAAD!!!!"

Step 3. If yoo want sumfing dooin, yoo havs to doo it yooself!"

 

Step 2. "Reddy to gett owt now Dad!"

 

Step 1. "Lukk, here I ams hexplorin the swamp n hunting for CROCKADILLS!!"

 

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

HammyLicker Suvvern Innits get togevver at Tracee n Andee's howse:


Everywun needs a Bonkers for a pillow!

HINTROODERS!

HammyLicker Suvvern Innits get togevver at Tracee n Andee's howse:

Here is mee n Bonkers keepin watch for HINTROODERS! We is pretendin to be asleeps but reely is A LURT!

Poor Unkle Nikk

HammyLicker Suvvern Innits get togevver at Tracee n Andee's howse:

Here I ams lukkin aftur Unkle Nikk. Unkle Nick wos HEXAUSTED from all that drinkin. Arnty Lurraine sed he wos hungunder (???)

'Skankiest Mutt'

Gess Wot?

I wonned a computition!! It wos 'Skankiest Mutt' in 'Company of Haminals' (Company of Animals! Ed)