Very sadd fing huppuned....
Bestest frend Raoul (pussy-catt n honororory NitWit) got sikk n didn't eet.
We wos all worreed abowt him n Mum n Dad kepted takin him owt for walkees in a box (wot wos very stwange cos they lefted mee behind!) n then commin bakk n wisperin n lukkin at Raoul n then Mum started cryin.
Cos I am a gud NitWit n A LURT n VIGILUNT at ALL timez, I decidud to help everywun n stop eetin too!
Trieded likkin Raoul a lott to wake himm upp a bit, but didn't wurk. Then I trieded lyin arownd n mopin alot but THAT didn't wurk eiver! Wot to do?
Then Mum n Dad sed they wos takin Raoul owt so he cud go to sleep (???)
Mum n Dad came bakk wiv sumfing wot lukked like Raoul, but wos snot Raoul - sumfing dedded?
They tuk LukksLikeRaoulSumfingDeddedFing in the gardun n dugged a BIG hole forit.
(Trieded to help thems dig the hole, but Dad sed he was fine, fank yoo n didn't need any help)
It wos very sad ......
Decided to carry on snot eeting for a while, cos I is a helpful NitWit, but now, cos is 6 munfs latur (wot is 1 WEEK in hooman yeers) I am feelin bit bettur n eetin agin.
Miss my frend Raoul tho. He wos my BESTEST frend.
:o(
Bestest frend Raoul (pussy-catt n honororory NitWit) got sikk n didn't eet.
We wos all worreed abowt him n Mum n Dad kepted takin him owt for walkees in a box (wot wos very stwange cos they lefted mee behind!) n then commin bakk n wisperin n lukkin at Raoul n then Mum started cryin.
Cos I am a gud NitWit n A LURT n VIGILUNT at ALL timez, I decidud to help everywun n stop eetin too!
Trieded likkin Raoul a lott to wake himm upp a bit, but didn't wurk. Then I trieded lyin arownd n mopin alot but THAT didn't wurk eiver! Wot to do?
Then Mum n Dad sed they wos takin Raoul owt so he cud go to sleep (???)
Mum n Dad came bakk wiv sumfing wot lukked like Raoul, but wos snot Raoul - sumfing dedded?
They tuk LukksLikeRaoulSumfingDeddedFing in the gardun n dugged a BIG hole forit.
(Trieded to help thems dig the hole, but Dad sed he was fine, fank yoo n didn't need any help)
It wos very sad ......
Decided to carry on snot eeting for a while, cos I is a helpful NitWit, but now, cos is 6 munfs latur (wot is 1 WEEK in hooman yeers) I am feelin bit bettur n eetin agin.
Miss my frend Raoul tho. He wos my BESTEST frend.
:o(
