Nurse Cana.

Snot bin on compootur cos had VERY HIMPAWTUNT job.

Poppy cat snot bin well so hav bin NURSE CANA. Nurse Cana meens must sit wiv Poppy cat at ALL TIMES n giv hur gud likkin sevural times a day.

Likkin is gudd for Poppy cos Mum sed she woz at DEFF'S DOOR (Deff? Has door?).

Woz BESTEST nurse cos now Poppy bakk to normal n biffin me wen I washs hur.

Is SNOW GUDD tho Poppy. Likkin is gudd for yoo!

SLuurp.

Mystic Mogg's (thaz mee, Cana!) Guide to Yoga.

Mystic Mogg's (thaz mee, Cana!) Guide to Yoga.

Wun: Hedd Stands...

Findz nice soft spott, mudd is alwayz gudd choice.Take DEEP breaf... bownce into mudd (WeHaaay!)
Burrow hedd (like corkscroo) 4 nice firm base
Push upp wiv bakk paws..... DONE!

Now RELAAAAAX.. (plinky plonky moozic pleese?)

Muffled WUFF...

Mystic Mog's Horriblescope - Toryarse!

Yoo hav bin finking of puppyhood dreems recently Toryarse.

Is WELL HIMPAWTUNT 2 follow dreems, hespeshly wuns involvin mudd. Romantik encownters feeture thiz week, maybe wiv short dark furry stwanger?

Is U wurkin 2 hard? Cut bakk on diggin HOOGE holes in gardun. RELAX. Plan sum howtings. Maybe short break?

Is abowt time hoomans happreciated yor hard wurk!

WUFF!

Crockadill Hunterering!

Lukk, here I ams huntin 4 CROCKADILLS!

Crockadills is HEXTREEMLY fiurce creetures, even fuircer than WABBITS (wot is WELL FIURCE!).

Crockadills liv in hespeshly stinky ponds called swamps (I lik swamps 2 but am not crockadill!).

Mee, Cana-the-Ninja is bestest crockadill catcherer EVUR.

Am in DISGUYZE, Grrrr.

'Wher is yoo crockadills? Cum owt n get BIFFED!'

Horriblescope!

Arnty Jay's BiffDay tuday so am startin

Cana's Mystic Mog Horriblescope!

Canacer...

Next yeer bwings WELL HARD challunges. Stikks r in short supply but the moon in uranus (?) meenz that playin wiv balls insted will bring lotz of happinuss - wot is a GUDD FING! Plenty of snoozin is a MUST Canacer if yoo r to keepz on TOP FORM wiv yor biffin skills. Make sure yoo poo lots to avoid tummy hupsets.

WUFF!

WALKEEBOWT!

Had ADVENTURE WALKEEBOWT larst nite!

Mum opuned dor n I RUNNED 4 IT!!

Went visitin Sally who is called naybur-nex-dor-but-wun. Hur dor wos opun...

He he...

Fownded Sally's mum n dad - 'Oldur Man Hooman' n 'Oldur Ladee Hooman'.

They wos watchin telly but ther eers needed likkin so I BOWNCED on thems - SLUURP!

They wos WELL SURPRIZED!

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OWT!

Mum n Dad went 2 place called OWT.

OWT is wen Mum haz cloppy fings on hur paws n poofume.

Wen they got bakk wos WELL HEXCITIN - BOING SLUURP!

Then stwange fing ... Mum went 4 sleepz in MY BEDD! (??) We had nice cuddlez n Mum sed 'I luvs yoo Cana' OVUR n OVUR AGIN!

Mum smelled bit sikky 2 wot wos WELL HEXCITING. Sikk is BESTEST FING!

Then Dad rooined EVERYFING n made Mum go 2 barfroom.

HURRUMPH!

SPY DOGG!

Wos thiz STOOPID dor??

Mum n Dad wos WELL DUN wen got thiz. Only Raoul n Poppy cans use it so snow gud at all!

Nevur mind, is gud LUKK OWT window. Can HOBSURVE all HIMPAWTUNT cumins n goins UNDETEKTED (he he he!)

Am seecrut SPY DOGG 'James Bummed'.

'Mucktini pleese, shakun not furred!'

WUFF!